Home
Top 10 Reasons Not to Believe the George Lucas Hype
/ 0
- Details
- Parent Category: Just 4 Laughs
- Category: Parodies & Satire
- Created on Tuesday, 24 April 2012 07:41
- Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:23
- Published on Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:23
- Written by Kevin Wallace
- Hits: 528
No. 8: Darth Maul - They could have built this kick-a@# character into a great character. He had a double bladed light saber for crying out loud. He was cut in half HALF!! This made Lliam Niesen's character look horrible because he was killed by darth Maul, and it didn't take long for Darth Maul to be cut in half.
No. 7: The Removal of Great Characters - The prequels took out great characters. They removed Han Solo (best character), Chewey, Boba Fett, and Leia and Luke, and Yoda wait he was in the prequels, NOOOOO, another reason the prequels sucked.
No. 6: Lucas Is a Bad Director and an Even Worse Screenwriter - The Empire Strikes Back is best Star Wars movie, but it was directed by Irvin Kershner; Lucas did not write the screenplay, either. If Lucas remains involved with Star Wars, it will only go downhill. He also produced one of the worst movies of all-time, Howard the Duck. OMG! People get brain damage after watching that crap!
No.5: C-3PO - What an annoying robot!! Where is the off switch on him, and his garabage can friend? The prequel version made me want to punch myself! Lucas thought it was a great idea C-3PO's head was placed onto the body of a battle droid. This wasn’t funny. This was stupid.
No. 4: The Special Editions - The Christmas edition wow 2 hours of classic Star Wars which makes you want to turn Jewish! The whole plot is about Chewey's family. Chewey's family is like the seven dwarves with names like “itchy” and “lumpy”.
No. 3: The Marketing - At one point it was everywhere!! Star Wars invaded Taco Bell because when I think Star Wars, I think Taco Bell! I saw a Darth Vader motor cycle, and it just makes me sick of this garbage!! Where is my Star Wars toilet paper? I need it for this crap!
No. 2: The Star Wars Fans - They are way too overboard! They dress-up like the dumbest characters!! They go to the premieres three days early. WHY?!?! I liked when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went to the premiere and grilled some of the fans. He asked the fans what material was Han Solo frozen in. Fans were yelling answers, and Triumph says, “Oh, No; I'm sorry it’s who gives a crap!” They actually act out the movies, too! I like when Triumph's friend was dressed as Spock and flipped everyone the bird. They deserve it! They need help fast!
No. 1: Jar Jar - BIG SURPRISE!! The most annoying character ever!!! This character was named by Lucas' son; that tells it is lame! The animators told Lucas that the character sucked, but Mr. Lucas said it was the character that was designed for kids. Kids hate him; everybody hates him. But, you have to hate Lliam Niesen's character, too, because if he didn't save Jar Jar, he wouldn't annoy us. His voice is like baby crying with a Styx concert mixed in!!
Kevin Wallace is a student whose interests include food and sports. Oh, yeah; he also enjoys creating humorous “Top 10” lists.
Please feel free to comment on this article here or join the conversation on our forum.
